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Are you noticing that you might be feeling a tad older than you used to? Maybe things aren’t quite like they used to be? Recovery times are a little longer? The joints and muscles get a little more upset, a little quicker? Have you ever thought “Hell I don’t feel any older, but if I could just get this _____ to quit acting up I’d be great!” Well join the rest of us … you’re an old fart! That’s not a bad thing. Old farts are smart! We know we have grumpy muscles & joints so we made a spray to counteract that garbage! This spray is made for old farts by old farts! It contains well-known ingredients in an effective new formulation that lends itself to a fast and easy application. It is alcohol free, and comes in a spray so you can target any hard to reach spot without having to take your riding gloves off. And the best part about it is, you can use “Old Fart Spray” without smelling like an old fart. Yes we can have pain relief that no one else knows about! We’re not going to let a little stiffness or pain keep us from a great ride. We’re old farts and damn proud of it! You can’t live on this planet for as long as we have without earning and learning a thing or two! We’ve earned these grey hairs, scars and beautiful bikes we ride! So the next time someone calls you an old fart, stare them right in the eye and say “You damn right & I got the spray to prove it!”
WARNING: Remember Skippy, just because it doesn’t stink doesn’t mean it aint working! If you touch your crotch and/or eyes with this shtuff on your hands, you will be sorry! Your buddies will be laughing their asses off, but you’ll be seriously sorry! Also, without washing I wouldn’t suggest using your hands to chow down on a burger and fries unless you happen to like hot lips and a hot tongue! But, I don’t have to tell you this because you’re one of those damn smart, old farts … you already know this stuff!
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"The Old Fart Spray is the one you should call Freekin Amazin. It doesn’t stink, it’s not greasy, not hot or cold. Just pure relief!" Tommy F, Knoxville KY
"I gave your Old Fart Spray to a buddy as a joke. He told me how great it works. Now we both swear by it."
Bill M, Montgomery AL
"You should have named it Holy Crap because that’s what I said after I put it on & the pain went away. It works without all that smell, hot & cold. I recommend it to everyone." Nancy T, Utica NY
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