Protects from degreasers, pesticides, paint, brake fluid and other crap that'll dry, crack, and trash your hands
Protects skin from winter dry out and wind burn
Great gag gift that you know the recipient will use and reuse
"I was using degreaser half the day and didn’t tear my hands up. Your crap really is Totally Awesome." Ken M, Dallas TX
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Did you know skin sucks? It sucks up anything it can get its little pores around! Do you remember when you were a little kid and you’d pick up junk off the ground & stick it in your mouth. Your skin has that same 2 year old mentality, if it can touch it …Oops…right in the pores it goes! You can talk to it, you can lecture it, you can even spank it & it just won’t spit it out!
You’re the reason your skin is always in trouble. You’re the older sibling tempting the younger one to do things that you know will get him in trouble! Feel this pesticide filled product, but don’t eat it … Have some chlorinated water, but don’t drink it ….. Play in these chemical cleaners, but don’t stick it in your pores… Get the picture you big tease!
Start caring for that skin instead of teasing it! When applied “Totally Awesome Crap” creates a buffer zone between your skin & the junk you put it in. It’s non toxic, non greasy, colorless and odorless. Experience the newest concept in skin care protection. By creating an invisible protection barrier around your skin it’ll insulate it from harsh soaps, solvents, acids, disinfectants, greases, paints, oils, household products and unwanted odors such as onion, garlic, fish and cigarettes. It is formulated with Aloe Vera and Vitamin E ingredients that not only help restore the skin’s natural moisture but also keeps hands from getting dry and chapped. One application protects and insulates for up to four hours! The only side effect of use is, it makes cleanups a lot quicker!
"When I saw that guy pour the Hydrochloric Acid into his hand, melt metal and pour it out without a mark, I was sold." Roger D, Las Cruces NM
"I used your Totally Awesome Crap with Rub Dis and in no time my hands were clean. No black cracks and nails. BTW, love the names." Sam A, Wichita KS
"I used your Totally Awesome Crap when I cleaned fish the other day and when I cleaned up, the smell was gone, just that quick. I’m sold." Randy H, Naples Fl
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