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There are some people that want to be known as red necks and some that don’t! There are actually some red necks that don’t want to be red necks any more. A Redneck, known in the scientific community as “Bubba Beereis Bellyeis”, is not what we’re referring to. We are talking about that bright red color your neck turns when it’s been playing in the sun too long. Most of us, Rednecks included, given a choice, would rather not have a painful sunburned red neck, - they hurt, damn it! If you want to revert that red neck, arm, leg, face, etc. back to its original color or maybe a few shades darker; then use our “Red Neck Reverter”. It moisturizes and helps soothe the skin following exposure to sun or wind. You can also slather it on your face to help reduce the RE “Raccoon Effect” your sunglasses cause.
Yes sir buddy, when you’ve been out in red neck territory and feel like you’re starting to become one, just rub on a bit of our “Red Neck Reverter” and we’ll have you back to normal in no time. And remember, when you’ve been up in the bleachers watching NASCAR, sucking down a beer, listening to country/bluegrass music and you’re heading home, but starting to feel yourself becoming a red neck, quickly reach for the reverter to help get you back to the way you were as quickly as possible.
Note: Use of soap on sunburned areas will clean the natural oils off your skin. You’ll not only feel like your skin’s on fire but it’ll also feel like its pulling & cracking. Skin products help to lubricate and repair the damaged skin providing the relief you are seeking!
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"When my ol’ lady burnt the inside of her leg again yesterday I used your Red Neck Reverter immediately and it didn’t even blister." Jose P, Miami FL
"My 4 year old ran up to meet me and before I knew it he touched the motor. I used your Reverter and no blisters, no scars and all tell-tale signs were gone in a week." Jessie T, Birmingham AL
"I was riding in my shorts and when they rolled up a bit I got one hell of a burn on my thighs. I used your Red Neck Reverter and after 3 days no bubbles, no peeling, no more tenderness - just brown. Thanks" Will J, Little Rock AR
"When I get sunburned and take a shower my skin always feels like it’s going to crack. When I use your Crack and Crevice Cleaner and the Repellent, my skin feels normal. Thanks" Sean D, Washington DC
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