Biker Jack walks into a Piano Bar and notices a little man playing the piano.  He walks over, requests “Sweet Home Alabama” and walks to the bar.  He asks the bartender what’s up with the little dude at the piano and the barman says, “Before I answer your question, I want to tell you that you are our 50th customer of the evening and you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.”  Biker Jack gets a big smile on his face and says “Cool, give it here”.  He gets the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says, “You have one wish.” Biker Jim thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of thick smoke fills the entire room and when it clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar. He tells the barman, “I said BUCKS, not DUCKS!” The barman replies, “And you really think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?”