Little Jim, the biker, goes into a bar and sits down for a drink.  While knocking back a tall one, he notices a sign on the wall.  The sign states “Anyone that can make the donkey laugh gets $200”.   Little Jim, intrigued, asked the bar owner “What’s up with the sign?”  The bar owner explained, I bought this donkey 5 years ago and all he does is eat, sleep and crap.  He won’t leave his stall, he won’t do anything, so I decided to post this sign. 

Little Jim asked where the donkey was & headed towards its stall.  He returns a few minutes later and in the background you can hear the donkey laughing hysterically.  Little Jim walked up to the bar owner and held out his right hand.  The bar owner handed him the $200 and Little Jim took off out the door without a word.

A year went by and the bar owner got tired of listening to the donkey laugh so he put up another sign “Anyone that can make the donkey cry gets $200”.  A few months went by and one day in walks Little Jim plops down on a bar stool and orders a beer.  Noticing the new sign he stands up, heads out to the stall & returns back to finish his beer.  In the background you could hear the donkey, sobbing and bellowing.

Little Jim finished his beer in one chug and walked to the bar owner holding out his right hand.  The bar owner looked at Little Jim and said “Not so fast, how did you do that”. Little Jim said “For another beer, I’ll tell ya” The bar owner  agreed and Little Jim continued “The first time I went in, I told the donkey my dick was bigger than his and the second time I showed him!”