An old biker walks into a Doctor’s office and tells the Doc "Listen, I have three hot babes coming over tonight. I've never had three at once, & I need something to keep me rockin all night long."

The Doctor reached into his pocket and pulled out his keys, unlocks the bottom drawer & takes out a big blue pill. He looks at the old biker and says, "Here, take this, you'll be rock hard for hours!"  It is supposed to last for about 8 – 10 hours. I’ve never given this to anyone so, the only catch is, you have to come back & tell me how it went.  The old Biker agreed and was on his way.

The next day, the old biker shows up at the Doctors office, walks right up to the nurse. “I need to see the Doc right away” & she looks at the old boy and curtly says “What seems to be the problem?”

The old biker pulls down his pants and the nurse looks in horror as she notices that his Johnson is black & blue with blisters in some places.

The Old Biker says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay and get the Doc!"

The Doc, overhearing everything, quickly runs up to the biker and says, "BEN GAY?!  Sir, you can’t put Ben Gay on your penis It would be excruciating painful especially while it's in that condition?"

The old biker replies, "Hell Doc, it aint for my pecker, it’s for my arms, those bitches didn't show up!"