Once upon a time, there lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together.  One day, the two were playing at the far end of the farmer’s field when the horse fell into a wet, smelly, bog and began to sink.  Afraid for his life, the horse whinnied to the chicken “Quick, go get the farmer or I will surely drown!” The chicken, knowing the seriousness of the situation half ran, half flew back to the Farmer’s house.  He banged on the door, then the windows, he searched and searched for the farmer to no avail.   While he was looking in the barn he noticed that the tractor was missing, the farmer must have gone into town.  Oh no, thought the chicken, what shall I do now, my dear friend the horse is in trouble & I have no one that can help me!  Running around and around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley Davidson Motorcycle. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken quickly started the bike & sped off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to rescue his friend.  The horse  was just barely still above the water and happily surprised to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley.  He bit onto the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him and noticed the other end firmly tied to the farmer's new bike.  With a pull on the throttle, the chicken drove slowly forward and pulled his friend the horse out of the bog!

Happy and proud, the chicken and the horse rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.  The friendship between the two of them was even stronger: They were best buddies, best pals.  When you saw the chicken, you saw the horse.  When you saw the horse, you saw the chicken.

A few months went by and the chicken, not paying attention to where he was going, fell into a hole at the edge of the same bog.  He began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!  The horse came out from his hiding place and told his dear friend not to worry, he would think of something!  The horse thought hard, walked over to where the chicken was, jumped and straddled the hole.   He looked down at chicken and said “Grab onto my penis and I will lift you out of the hole.”   The chicken got a good grip and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?

If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks!