A biker while riding along a California beach saw the sky suddenly cloud and in a booming voice God said "Since you have been faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."  The biker pondered this awhile and then said, "Lord, I would like a bridge to Hawaii so I can go there anytime I want.” The lord said “Can you not think of a request that would honor and glorify my name." 

The biker thought about it and finally said, "Lord, I wish I could understand my wife.  Please give me the ability to know how she feels, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what her hopes and dreams are, what she really means when she says nothing is wrong and how I can make her truly happy!" 

The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"