After a hard night biking and partying, Biker Jim woke up at home with a huge hangover.  He forced himself to slowly & painfully open his eyes and was surprised at what he saw.  He sat up and took the aspirins and drank the glass of water on the side table and noticed his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.  Jim looked around the room and saw that everything was in perfect order, spotless and clean.  He noticed and picked up a note that had fallen off the night table onto the floor. It read:  "Honey, I left you aspirins & water, you’ll find breakfast still warm and on the stove, I left early to go shopping and will be back soon. I Love you."

He got up, got dressed, went into the kitchen and sure enough there was a huge hot breakfast and the morning newspaper waiting for him. His son was also at the table, eating so Jim asked, "Son, do you have any idea, what happened last night?"

His son looked up and said, "Well Dad, you came home after 3 A.M., screaming, belligerent, drunk and delirious.  You fell several times, broke furniture, puked in the hall and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."

Now totally confused at his wife’s behavior Biker Jim asks, "So, why is everything in order and breakfast waiting on the table?"  His son looked up from his plate and said, "Oh, that! Well last night after you passed out drunk, Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take off your pants, you said, "Hey, lady, leave me alone, I'm married'!"

 

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