Last Wednesday, a crusty old nasty biker walked into a traveling revival meeting and sat down in the front row.  As the fire & brimstone preacher began his sermon, the devil suddenly appeared at the altar, “I’ll show you fire & brimstone!” he screamed at the preacher.  The members of the congregation, including the preacher himself, were scared to death and fled the church in terror.  The devil looked around and noticed this one crusty old nasty biker, still sitting in the front row of the church and floated down from the altar to confront him.  The ground shook as he roared at the man, "Don’t you know who I am?"   The crusty old nasty biker barely noticing Lucifer was there, said, "Why of course I know who you are, dumbass, you're Satan."

 

The tent ignited & the ground trembled as the devil screamed "You are the dumbass, you shall kneel before me and beg for your life.  Before this night ends you will fear me like all others!"  

The crusty old nasty biker looked up slowly and with a look of total disgust said, "Why should I? I've been married to your sister for the last 25 years."