Totally Awesome Crap

Liquid Glove, Barrier Cream

The Ultimate Skin Protection

• Protects Skin From Cold Weather Chafing
  
• Barrier Against Windburn
• Use On Hands or Skin Anywhere
  
• Non Greasy, Colorless, Odorless, Protection
  
• A Barrier Against Grease, Oil, Paint, and Foul Odors
• A Barrier Against, Solvents & Harsh Chemicals
  
• Prevents Absorption Of Pesticides And Herbicides
  
• A Quick Soap And Water Clean Up
  
• Concentrated & Perfectly Sized For A Road Trip

See the Examiner review of this product!

See the Panhandle Biker review of this product!

 Skin Protection from Windburn, Solvents, Paints, Chemicals

We named it “Totally Awesome Crap” to be funny but the way this barrier cream / liquid glove works is anything but funny. Did you know skin sucks?  It sucks up anything that gets on it. This is wonderful if we’re putting organic and natural skin creams and lotions on, to rejuvenate the skin but not when we’re working with herbicides, pesticides, chemicals and paints.  “Totally Awesome Crap” creates a buffer zone between your skin & the hazardous chemical compounds you put on it.  It is non hindering, non toxic, non greasy, colorless and odorless.

Experience the newest concept in barrier cream skin care protection.  “Totally Awesome Crap” works like a glove, a liquid glove by creating an invisible protective barrier around your skin.  It’ll insulate it from harsh soaps, solvents, wind, acids, disinfectants, greases, paints, oils, household products and unwanted odors such as onion, garlic, fish and cigarettes.  It is formulated in an a Aloe Vera base with vitamin E and other natural ingredients that not only help restore the skin’s natural moisture but also keeps hands from getting dry and chapped.  One application will protect and insulate your skin for up to four hours!  It will also make cleanups a snap!

Protect yourself before using:

•    Fertilizers, lawn sprays, pesticides, lime, paint, glues
   
•     Oils, greases, solvents, most acids, fiberglass, cement, pastes and clay
   
•     Vinegar, fish, chicken, garlic, onions or anything that will make your skin smell
   
•     Hair dyes, perm chemicals, insect repellents, pool chemicals
   
•     A Motorcycle (windburn / high speed dirt & sand)

Totally Awesome Crap is a product created by bikers for bikers to help protect their skin from cleaners, paints, lacquers, glues, etc.  It is a gel product that dries completely with no greasy or plastic residue.  It has a pleasant light botanical smell that dissipates quickly.

Remember, what goes on the skin is absorbed into the body and we use only the best natural botanicals and minerals because it has to work when you’re on the road.  Totally Awesome Crap was designed to fit in a small container, be concentrated and work like you need it to because there is no extra space on a motorcycle!

Use Totally Awesome Crap, liquid glove to help protect yourself whenever you repair your bike and when you’re working with chemicals around the house.  Every day we are finding out terrible things about something else we thought was OK and “Not so bad”.  Take care of yourself so you’re always willing and comfortably able to make tomorrows ride!  After all isn’t that what’s it’s all about.  The Ride!

Time Rider, Shtuff For Bikers have the perfect biker gifts for Christmas’ Valentines’ Day, Anniversaries and Birthdays. They make an awesome biker novelty gift that’s great to give and to receive. If you thought the names were funny, just wait until you see the directions!