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Biker Quotes 5
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly
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The Biker and the Nun
A Biker came along a Nun on the side of the road with a flat tire. He stopped and asked if the Nun needed
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Biker Quotes 4
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Pulled Over For Speeding
A rookie police officer pulled a biker over for speeding and had the following exchange:
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Biker Quotes 3
A good riders make good lovers because they have balance, judgment, and good timing.
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Bad Day At Court
After parking Biker Bob got off his Sportster when an old man pulled up and slamed his red car door into the bike. Biker bob promptly told this old geezer where to go and how to get there!
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Biker Quotes 2
On Sundays people go to Gods house and ask him to do, Bikers ride and appreciate what he has done
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The sex of many inanimate objects:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
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God and The Biker
A biker while riding along a California beach saw the sky suddenly cloud and in a booming voice God said
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Biker Quotes
What's the last thing that goes through your mind at 200 mph with no hands? Your Ass!
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A Crusty Old Nasty Biker
Last Wednesday, a crusty old nasty biker walked into a traveling revival meeting...
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Why bikes are better than Women...
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Biker Bar Games
Due to a large number of complaints, a police officer was called in to stake out an extremely rowdy biker bar...
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Purina Diet
...I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time.
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Doctor Turned Motorcycle Mechanic
A successful proctologist decides to fulfill his lifelong dream: give up medical practice and become a Harley mechanic.
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A Kid With Attitude
A ten year old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?"
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Arthur at the pearly gates
Arthur Davidson, of Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.
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The Proper Way To Party
After a hard night biking and partying, Biker Jim woke up at home with a huge hangover...
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The Mechanic & the Surgeon
A Harley mechanic was removing a cylinder head from one of the bikes at his shop when a well-known heart surgeon pulled in....
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