Biker Jokes: Tame, Fun and Funny

FAIRLY TAME JOKES

  Purina Diet

...I was starting the Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time.

 
  Doctor Turned Motorcycle Mechanic
A successful proctologist decides to fulfill his lifelong dream: give up medical practice and become a Harley mechanic.
 
  The sex of many inanimate objects:
Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated
 
  A Kid With Attitude
A ten year old boy was walking down the street when a big man on a black motorcycle pulls up beside him and asks, "Hey kid, wanna go for a ride?"
 
  Arthur at the pearly gates
Arthur Davidson, of Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and went to heaven.
 
  God and The Biker
 
  The Proper Way To Party

After a hard night biking and partying, Biker Jim woke up at home with a huge hangover...

 
  A Crusty Old Nasty Biker

Last Wednesday, a crusty old nasty biker walked into a traveling revival meeting...

 
  Biker Bar Games

Due to a large number of complaints, a police officer was called in to stake out an extremely rowdy biker bar...

 
  The Mechanic & the Surgeon

A Harley mechanic was removing a cylinder head from one of the bikes at his shop when a well-known heart surgeon pulled in....

 


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